Shufflitis

the inability to complete a full song before changing to the next (ipod/mp3/itunes)

OCD song listening attention span of a five year old.
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid

by D4/Knefhead-egg September 3, 2011

stuffitis

A condition of human suffering,in owning way too much stuff,and realizing that one owns too much stuff.

John looked into the garage,and realized he was suffering from stuffitis. He had to find a way to get rid of all that useless junk.

by Triumph Herald May 4, 2009

Shuffleitis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffleitis. It's contagious. I don't want to catch it. I'm a shuffle free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Shufflituitous

When an MP3 player (or iPod) is set on "Shuffle" and keeps picking just the right songs in a row. Etymolog- Shuffle + Fortuitous

My iPod is having such a shufflituitous day, I'm loving it!

by Timmybung November 19, 2009

shuffletush

A pass around dirtbag slut that you and all your mates go through like a dose of salts, especially at parties. She's the one that gets left their for your mates Dad when everyones gone home. She'll do owt for cock.

Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014