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Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them
Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

Blowgurt 

When you open the gogurt and blow into it so hard it explodes
Danny pulled a blowgurt at the lunch in yesterday
Blowgurt by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2021

Speed demon 

One of the greatest arcade games across America or even the world. Normally 25 cents a play it requires you to pull a plunger shooting a ball around a circle path eventually getting the speed demon or 2-3 tickets.

If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon
Adam and I played speed demon the other day and some SIMP named josh won the jackpot and bought a enderman plushie.

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

Bukake-Block

When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong
Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers

Vietnamese dice game

The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
Get ozzed, when you get your head bitten off
Dude chad got ozzed last night like his head got bit the fu*k off. Get ozzed
Get ozzed by JackpotOnSpeedDemon February 4, 2020