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Vietnamese dice game

The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2020
mugGet the Vietnamese dice gamemug.

Speed demon

One of the greatest arcade games across America or even the world. Normally 25 cents a play it requires you to pull a plunger shooting a ball around a circle path eventually getting the speed demon or 2-3 tickets.

If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon
Adam and I played speed demon the other day and some SIMP named josh won the jackpot and bought a enderman plushie.
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
mugGet the Speed demonmug.

BRONER

when your hanging out with the dudes and get a erection
Ha dude I have a rock hard broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon November 17, 2019
mugGet the BRONERmug.

Bukake-Block

When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong
Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
mugGet the Bukake-Blockmug.

Blowgurt

When you open the gogurt and blow into it so hard it explodes
Danny pulled a blowgurt at the lunch in yesterday
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2021
mugGet the Blowgurtmug.

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them
Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021
mugGet the Reverse claw-machinemug.

Alligator Broner

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection
Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020
mugGet the Alligator Bronermug.

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