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When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection
Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020

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Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn
Dude I got shuffing on my penis
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

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The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2020

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Get ozzed, when you get your head bitten off
Dude chad got ozzed last night like his head got bit the fu*k off. Get ozzed
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon February 04, 2020

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The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

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An intiteld a-hole who has the right to Anyone’s property at any time any where
That lady is such a Karen
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 30, 2019

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When you open the gogurt and blow into it so hard it explodes
Danny pulled a blowgurt at the lunch in yesterday
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2021

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