Definitions by JackpotOnSpeedDemon
Reverse claw-machine
When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them
Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?
Reverse claw-machine by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021
Blowgurt
Blowgurt by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2021
Speed demon
One of the greatest arcade games across America or even the world. Normally 25 cents a play it requires you to pull a plunger shooting a ball around a circle path eventually getting the speed demon or 2-3 tickets.
If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon
If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon
Adam and I played speed demon the other day and some SIMP named josh won the jackpot and bought a enderman plushie.
Speed demon by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
Long shlong silvers
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
Long shlong silvers by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
Bukake-Block
When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong
Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers
Bukake-Block by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
Vietnamese dice game
The Vietnamese dice game
Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .
Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .
Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
Vietnamese dice game by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 21, 2020
Get ozzed
Get ozzed by JackpotOnSpeedDemon February 4, 2020