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The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by Jim Inman August 27, 2006
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A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.
I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.
No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.
by Jim Inman September 3, 2006
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The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.
Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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