Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

meatzorp

A mispronounciation of a term from Saturday Nite Live "The Moons of Meepzorp". "Meatzorp" is a term for a woman's external genitalia

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

man bitch

A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.

I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

spamporn

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006