74 definitions by Jim Inman

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.
Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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Love as deep and lasting as it can be.
Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.
"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.
My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
I've been dating the box lunch again, what a tiger that bitch can be!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.
That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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