The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

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Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

Foster Shuffle by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

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Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

Deadleg shit shuffle by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

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