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Shuffet by poonisman February 20, 2003
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A shit buffet. When at a hotel or restaurant and the buffet selection is rubbish. It's a shuffet
This isn't a buffet it's a shuffet. Let's eat elsewhere
Shuffet by Hudson2701 October 22, 2023
Used to tell somebody to move over. Shuffit comes from the words "Shuffle" and "It"
Yeh sure, I'll shuffit for you!
Shuffit by ShuffitKing March 15, 2011

Spuffette 

Spuffette: *headpat*
Me: You dare pat me?!
Spuffette by Mr. He June 10, 2020
Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.
What the mush I was so shuffed last night
shuffed by Shotty rules November 24, 2015
Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.
Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.
shuffed by Shotty rules December 4, 2015
Derived from the word shuffler. Used to describe any person who creeps you out and makes you angry at the same time.
1.My neighbor saw me through my window, fuckin shuffer.
2.Fuckin shuffer wouldn't get out of my way.
3.I can't stand that kid, what a shuffer.
shuffer by thatcoolkid880 May 2, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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