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A shit buffet. When at a hotel or restaurant and the buffet selection is rubbish. It's a shuffet
This isn't a buffet it's a shuffet. Let's eat elsewhere
Shuffet by Hudson2701 October 22, 2023
Used to tell somebody to move over. Shuffit comes from the words "Shuffle" and "It"
Yeh sure, I'll shuffit for you!
Shuffit by ShuffitKing March 15, 2011

Spuffette 

Spuffette: *headpat*
Me: You dare pat me?!
Spuffette by Mr. He June 10, 2020
Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.
What the mush I was so shuffed last night
shuffed by Shotty rules November 24, 2015
Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.
Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.
shuffed by Shotty rules December 4, 2015
Derived from the word shuffler. Used to describe any person who creeps you out and makes you angry at the same time.
1.My neighbor saw me through my window, fuckin shuffer.
2.Fuckin shuffer wouldn't get out of my way.
3.I can't stand that kid, what a shuffer.
shuffer by thatcoolkid880 May 2, 2009