Shornk 

A little cuck cunt. Someone of goblin stature whom is vastly useless and not particularly loved.

John: What are your thoughts on Billy
Jim: Man Billy’s a friggin shornk man

Shornk by Brodman585 September 6, 2025

Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk

Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

Shronkle by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019

Shronk 

Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.

*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT

Shronk by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018

shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

shorny by Bacuda November 17, 2011

SHRONK 

SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.

What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.

SHRONK by Tracey:) February 4, 2017

shorn't 

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

shorn't by codyjoe February 11, 2009

Shronk 

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.

“Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”

Shronk by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018