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Intercoursed in the anus with a corn husk
"No! I don't wanna get shorn!"
shorn by lcmpg December 9, 2008
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When everything just feels off or indifferent, or sometimes the opposite. It depends on the situation.
"Man, I wish things are like they were before."
"Yeah, ever since the leader got fed up over some minor things, everything just changed."
"He's kind of a SHORN"
"Indeed"
Shorn by Intorbital Fertel February 13, 2021
You haven’t shared something, you’ve shorn it.

It’s shared but different.
I just told you something I’ve never shorn with anyone
Shorn by Randomwords.com April 6, 2024
It’s shared but different.

You haven’t shared something, you’ve shorn it.
I told you something I have never shorn with anyone
Shorn by Randomwords.com April 6, 2024
"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.
Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?
shorn't by codyjoe February 11, 2009

Shorn Dog 

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
Shorn Dog by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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