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Shon't
Shon't by Shashbaddie September 23, 2017
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Shon't
This is a shortened contraction of Shouldn't and Should Not. It usually is used by those with a southern-like accent or anyone making an accent on the words.
Tanor: Hey, UMG blocked meh from seeing this video. It says tis not available in my country. But why? I'm from the US. I shon't be having this problem! =(
Dash: You might have to renew yer internets...
Tanor: Aww man.
Dash: You might have to renew yer internets...
Tanor: Aww man.
Shon't by Tanor Faux January 17, 2011
Fa shon't
short hair don't care
A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.
Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day
So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019
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