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"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.
Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?
shorn't by codyjoe February 11, 2009
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Girl shon't let him play u
Shon't by Shashbaddie September 23, 2017
Should but won't do something
I shon't help you find your phone
shon't by Snatcha April 18, 2008
This is a shortened contraction of Shouldn't and Should Not. It usually is used by those with a southern-like accent or anyone making an accent on the words.
Tanor: Hey, UMG blocked meh from seeing this video. It says tis not available in my country. But why? I'm from the US. I shon't be having this problem! =(

Dash: You might have to renew yer internets...

Tanor: Aww man.
Shon't by Tanor Faux January 17, 2011

Fa shon't 

meaning: for sure I won't; definitely not.
Like how white people say "Girl are you gonna give yo'nigga money ?"

"FA SHON'T!!"
Fa shon't by Aeoncat July 18, 2018

short hair don't care 

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.
Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day 

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u