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The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

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Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017

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shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017

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Shoinked

Referring to a person losing body fat while also retaining muscle

I’m getting shoinked this winter after she dumped me.

Shoinked by KINGKJ753 December 28, 2023

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stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

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Stoinked

to be high as fuck with your boys

"Im Stoinked as cheese"

Stoinked by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015

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Smoinked

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.

Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.

Smoinked by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018

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Shrinked Dinkie

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

Shrinked Dinkie by anonymous November 19, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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