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The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent
You just got shoinked
Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017
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The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent
You Just got shoinked
shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017
Referring to a person losing body fat while also retaining muscle
I’m getting shoinked this winter after she dumped me.
Shoinked by KINGKJ753 December 28, 2023

stoinked 

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.
Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk
stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Stoinked 

to be high as fuck with your boys
"Im Stoinked as cheese"
Stoinked by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015

Smoinked 

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.
Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.
Smoinked by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018

Shrinked Dinkie 

Jim has a shrinked dinkie
Shrinked Dinkie by anonymous November 19, 2020
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