shoinks 

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!

hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!

shoinks by natalie July 15, 2003

Shoints 

A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

Shoints by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

Shonkster 

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

Shonkster by DavRock June 5, 2009

stoinks 

Stoinks is very similar to stonks,
It means a great financial increase, but even greater. Used by few, but can also describe something random when someone doesn’t know what to say or doesn’t want to say anything. Also, it can show that you pleased.

What’s 2+2=? Stoinks

Parent: I’m leaving for work, play a game or something.
You: Stoinks

stoinks by minecrafterty1 October 24, 2019

shoink 

To pirate, plunder or pilfer any item that you please. It works best when the person who you happen to be taking this object from is unaware of your presence or your intentions.

*Better watch out or I might shoink your big screen T.V..

shoink by LoLa October 30, 2004

shrinks his balls 

weakening of ones courage or confidence

Bert is 30 and just plays video games alone in his room everynight. It really shrinks his balls when it comes to talking to girls.

shrinks his balls by jinx99 September 24, 2009

Shonks 

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

Shonks by LucieG March 11, 2019