Shopsticks 

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

Shopsticks by Smartycat September 25, 2010

shitsticks 

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Lodged Chopsticks 

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

Lodged Chopsticks by Susie Red December 24, 2006

Shitsticks 

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

Shitsticks by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks 

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

shitsticks by Lfrey May 5, 2006

Slopstick 

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

Slopstick by Clamer September 5, 2016

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011