Clamer's definitions

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 20, 2016

Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.

Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!

by Clamer October 12, 2016

Frosted Clam

When you blow your load all over her pussy!

Paul gave his boss a frosted clam because she said he did so well in his performance this year.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

60 grit story

When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.

Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.

by Clamer July 28, 2016

dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

by Clamer August 12, 2017

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

speckled clam

When a woman has freckles all over her pussy.

Paul likes fucking Tracy because she had a speckled clam. He said he would rub his cock from dot to dot till he hit her vagina!

by Clamer March 2, 2018