Definitions by Clamer

cougar honey 

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).

Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.

cougar honey by Clamer March 12, 2020

speckled clam 

When a woman has freckles all over her pussy.

Paul likes fucking Tracy because she had a speckled clam. He said he would rub his cock from dot to dot till he hit her vagina!

speckled clam by Clamer March 2, 2018

claminator 

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.

Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.

claminator by Clamer March 2, 2018

Clam chatter 

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

Clam chatter by Clamer September 3, 2017

smoking the monkey 

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

smoking the monkey by Clamer September 1, 2017

poon connoisseur 

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

poon connoisseur by Clamer August 26, 2017

dry heavin on the clam 

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

dry heavin on the clam by Clamer August 12, 2017