shitsticks 

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

shitsticks by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Shitsticks 

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

Shitsticks by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitsticks 

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

shitsticks by Lfrey May 5, 2006

Shitsticks 

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

Shitsticks by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Rigid Shit Sticks 

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

Rigid Shit Sticks by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

Shopsticks 

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

Shopsticks by Smartycat September 25, 2010