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Aisle Rat
An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.
They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.
Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.
Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)
Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
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Aisle 12B
Michael- Hey, my dad is an enraged alcoholic, where do I go to get him help?
Some Ass That Works At Toys R Us- Aisle 12B sir.
Some Ass That Works At Toys R Us- Aisle 12B sir.
Aisle 12B by SlappedPapped May 4, 2018
Aisle Salmon
The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.
Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?
Aisle Salmon by SkynSea April 27, 2009
Aisle creeper
Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"
Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"
Aisle creeper by The Bunchucker April 3, 2011
aisle rage
Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".
Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".
Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!
Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!
Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
aisle rage by Jenn Ross February 5, 2008
aisle whore
sunday shopper at the grocery store that stays in the middle of the aisle so you cant pass and walks extra slow just to piss you off, no matter what day it is.
dude! I almost missed the last box of frosty flakes thanks to some aisle whore looking for the grape nuts!
aisle whore by lyfstyl February 10, 2009