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Shitstick 

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.
Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.
Shitstick by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Shitstick 

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.
1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.

Shitstick 

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.
Shitstick by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

Shitstick 

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.
John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"
Shitstick by Pixelasia December 11, 2018

shitstick 

A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.
"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"
shitstick by Digney July 5, 2006

Shitstick 

"I'm not eating those damn shitsticks tonight!"
or
"John nicknamed his cat Shitstick because he was making fishsticks one day and the cat was begging for one, so he said "here you go Shitstick, enjoy!"
or
"Dammit, there's nothing to eat, what are we eating tonight? - Shitsticks !" *finger points to cat litter box*

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Shitstick by JPelton September 27, 2010