Slopstick 

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

Slopstick by Clamer September 5, 2016

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

snowstick 

a marijuana joint thats dipped in snow before smoking. A common practice in Toronto, Canada. Makes the joint smooth, and prevents it from running.

X:- *cough cough*. I got throat cancer man i can't smoke joints anymore.
Y:- yo this is toronto biaatch. lets smoke a snowstick
*2 minutes later*
X:- damn im so high.. and im not coughing anymore.. this is awesome
Y:- yea buddy. a snow stick makes addiction so much easier on ur throat

snowstick by blitz123 February 6, 2008

slopsicle 

a slopsicle is a popsicle but all messy and dripping everywhere. Its like a non-frozen mess on a stick.

Ralph: haha your slopsicle has made you a mess.

Fred: shut up Ralph. Its all sticky.

slopsicle by Robbie Lewis July 6, 2009

sopstic

A sloth. Sadomasochistic tree dwelling pseudopod. Found primarily in the pacific northwest, the sopstic's diet consists of mostly people feeding its trolls.

Damn yo, you sopstic'd the Fuck out of that breezy. The cops are probably coming. Lets Gtfo.

sopstic by steve yobbs November 1, 2013

Shopsticks 

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

Shopsticks by Smartycat September 25, 2010