Shmunce
Noun: A person who has too much drip and is straight flexin’. Can also be used as way to flex on other.
Shmunce by Thatbullspidermilk August 1, 2018
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Man: Dude did you bang out Alex last night?
Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.
Man: Righteous!
Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.
Man: Righteous!
smunce by Palmcroft_ April 27, 2014
Shmunch
A shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. Shame + Brunch = Shmunch. A shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night's affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)
Shmunch by Token Shmunchers December 14, 2010