Shmunce

Noun: A person who has too much drip and is straight flexin’. Can also be used as way to flex on other.

That guy over there is a shmunce.
I be straight shmuncin’ on you.

by Thatbullspidermilk August 1, 2018

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smunce

to forcefully shove a flaccid penis into a woman

Man: Dude did you bang out Alex last night?

Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.

Man: Righteous!

by Palmcroft_ April 27, 2014

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Shmunker

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

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A shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. Shame + Brunch = Shmunch. A shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night's affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)

Dude, I'm shmunching with Anna from last night.

by Token Shmunchers December 14, 2010

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