Shmunce

Noun: A person who has too much drip and is straight flexin’. Can also be used as way to flex on other.

That guy over there is a shmunce.
I be straight shmuncin’ on you.

Shmunce by Thatbullspidermilk August 1, 2018

smunce 

to forcefully shove a flaccid penis into a woman

Man: Dude did you bang out Alex last night?

Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.

Man: Righteous!

smunce by Palmcroft_ April 27, 2014

Shmunker 

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

Shmunker by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

Shmunch 

A shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. Shame + Brunch = Shmunch. A shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night's affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)

Dude, I'm shmunching with Anna from last night.

Shmunch by Token Shmunchers December 14, 2010

Shmuncle 

A name that you give to a friend; meaning weird uncle.

Hey shmuncle D!
gn shmuncle.

Shmuncle by yocheesedue2day July 9, 2017

shmunkey

poopy ass shitty ass lookin butt fuckin nigga

tycrellus is such a shmunkey on foe nem look at his ahh!

shmunkey by shmunkey June 19, 2022

Shmunked 

To get absolutely bitch smacked by someone or to get dropped

DAMNNNNN THAT NIGGA JUSTIN GOT SHMUNKED HE DEAD AS HELLLL

Shmunked by Blaillou October 22, 2023