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A shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. Shame + Brunch = Shmunch. A shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night's affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)
Dude, I'm shmunching with Anna from last night.
Shmunch by Token Shmunchers December 14, 2010
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Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.

Shoe + Punch = Shpunch

Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.
Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!

Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.

If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!
Shpunch by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
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when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito
finna go smunch
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An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).
"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."
Smunchy by Gwaxl April 4, 2005
Far out, the caterers provided such a shlunch today
ShLunch by gesse September 18, 2018
"This taco is smunchy".
smunchy by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005