Shmunker

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip

Lüh Shmunker

by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

by shaz84 September 5, 2011

Shmuckerdingdongdillinger

Shmuckerdindongdillinger is a great word to use to avoid awkward interations over the internet or something to say To youre friends when u are feeling very hyperactive and whimsicle.

To start a non-awkward conversation over skype you say long time no see you shmuckerdingdongdillinger. This only works with a close friend unless you wamt to sound like a grape.

by Wtf is a pseudonym October 21, 2012

Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

by Oilymarc August 26, 2016

Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.

"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"

by northhum April 15, 2009

Shmuckery

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.

My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.

by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022