Shmuckerdindongdillinger is a great word to use to avoid awkward interations over the internet or something to say To youre friends when u are feeling very hyperactive and whimsicle.

To start a non-awkward conversation over skype you say long time no see you shmuckerdingdongdillinger. This only works with a close friend unless you wamt to sound like a grape.

Shmuckerdingdongdillinger by Wtf is a pseudonym October 21, 2012

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Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

Shunkerknuckle by Oilymarc August 26, 2016

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Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.

"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"

Shmanker by northhum April 15, 2009

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Shmuckery

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.

My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.

Shmuckery by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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