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Shmanker
A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.
Shmanger
New Zealand Slang
Shorten version of a Smashing Banger
Simliar to banger but another at higher level of awesome.
Shorten version of a Smashing Banger
Simliar to banger but another at higher level of awesome.
Shmaner
(pronounced: Shh Main err) Someone that enjoys sucking dick or giving head. A whore, a bobblehead, the girl that you always hear about.
Kyle: she was givin me brain last night.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.
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