smunce

to forcefully shove a flaccid penis into a woman

Man: Dude did you bang out Alex last night?

Dude: I had to smunce her because I couldn't get hard.

Man: Righteous!

by Palmcroft_ April 27, 2014

smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.

How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad

by John LF May 22, 2007

Smunchies

The munchies after sex

Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!

by asanovic June 11, 2009

Smunter

A conjugation of the words SMUNT ("a smug cunt") and MUNTER, thus describing a smug cunt who is also hideously fat and/or fiendishly ugly.

Janine is a right Smunter and so is her husband Chris. What a pair of Smunters.

by Sparky Panel March 5, 2010

Smince

A language similar to wordPig Latinword, developed during the early 1990's whereby all beginning consonants in a word are replaced with the letters "sm".

Smut smif sme smorm smoopers smollow sme smoids, smat smould smead smem smack smome! (But if the storm troopers follow the droids, that would lead them back home!)

by Dookie October 1, 2003

smuice

A delicious drink halfway between a smoothie and juice, usually made with a hand blender, frozen strawberries, La Yogurt and an apple juice base. Sometimes, orange juice can be substituted. Also, other fruits can be added to taste.

"Hello, Nick, can I interest you in some smuice?"

"Why yes. Juice is too thin and smoothies are too thick. This smuice makes me want to go 'blend crazy.'

by waiteynyj April 15, 2009

Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019