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Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
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Shmunker 

Toddler that has a humongous taste of drip
Lüh Shmunker
Shmunker by urbandicktoucher March 21, 2022

schmunked 

1. to be absolutley intoxicated either by illicit or alcohol

2. to completley screw something up

dirrived from my friend brad's moms maiden name (long story)
1. "Man we were so schmunked last night!"

2. "Haha, you totally schmunked that kick!"

Shrunked 

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.
Shrunked by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012

shmucked up 

Ryan is getting shmucked up at the club tonight

shfunked 

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)
Turtle: Shfunked!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.
shfunked by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006