Dead

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

by fhk x3 May 12, 2017

Dead

Not living.

Dude 1: Yo why isn't Frank talking to me anymore. It's been 10 years.
Dude 2: Frank's been dead for 10 years. You killed him.
Dude 1: That explains why I'm in this jail cell.

by Riley Freemen June 17, 2014

dead

Britney Spear's career

Wow britney spears sucks

by The Truth January 13, 2005

#dead

when something is really fun and you "die" laughing. something that's worthy of dying of laughter. or something that makes you die of laughter.

karla: i totally just fell down the stairs and dropped all my cereal.

sasha: #dead

OR

karla: oh my god! mr. v gave out 3 essays due tomorrow! he really expects us to do alla this?

sasha: #dead

karla: how's that funny?

sasha: it's funny because he thinks i'm gonna do all that work

by sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapatriice January 4, 2011

Dead

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

by imbeciIe April 6, 2019

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

by IFORGOT December 8, 2002