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Shmunchies

When you have to poop, but also have the munchies
Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.
Shmunchies by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014
Words you can keep
Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!
Smunchies by asanovic June 11, 2009
The act of giving someone a smuch
I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies
Smuchies by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014

Sexunchies 

The massive food cravings experienced after a good smoosh (sex) session. Similar to the sensation one endures following a marijuana high, but without the drug-induced euphoria.
(Just finished having sex) "Ohh man...." "I've got the sexunchies." Or, when referring to someone familiar with the term, simply "Sexunchies."
Sexunchies by Cowahbella December 7, 2012

Sunchies 

aka the sex munchies. The feeling of intense hunger one gets after a sexual encounter. To have a case of the sunchies one must usually preform for long periods of time or in physically draining positions. The only cure is immediate food intake.
My girlfriend wanted to cuddle after sex but I told her my sunchies were too bad. She made me some food in hope that I would stop whining about starving to death.
Sunchies by Mavymav February 25, 2011

Spunchies 

The somewhat infrequent but intense urge to eat while spun out on various mind altering substances of choice.
Yo, I gotta get a falafel and a lemonade. I've got the spunchies like a mother fucker.
Spunchies by wnchels November 30, 2009

scrunchies 

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome
"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"
scrunchies by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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