The massive food cravings experienced after a good smoosh (sex) session. Similar to the sensation one endures following a marijuana high, but without the drug-induced euphoria.

(Just finished having sex) "Ohh man...." "I've got the sexunchies." Or, when referring to someone familiar with the term, simply "Sexunchies."

Sexunchies by Cowahbella December 7, 2012

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Sunchies

aka the sex munchies. The feeling of intense hunger one gets after a sexual encounter. To have a case of the sunchies one must usually preform for long periods of time or in physically draining positions. The only cure is immediate food intake.

My girlfriend wanted to cuddle after sex but I told her my sunchies were too bad. She made me some food in hope that I would stop whining about starving to death.

Sunchies by Mavymav February 25, 2011

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Spunchies

The somewhat infrequent but intense urge to eat while spun out on various mind altering substances of choice.

Yo, I gotta get a falafel and a lemonade. I've got the spunchies like a mother fucker.

Spunchies by wnchels November 30, 2009

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scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

scrunchies by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009

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