FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.
He was unable to be hard; his penis was constantly faccid.
by Krissy March 13, 2004
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Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.
Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ April 22, 2018
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