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Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
Shmekel by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

shmeckelkecker 

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.
shmeckelkecker by Steviedee February 11, 2004
Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
Shmekel is the male hose.
Shmekel by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmeckel 

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.
shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005

shmekelpuss 

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.
Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.
shmekelpuss by Soupton December 28, 2005

shmekeldorfed 

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man
"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed