Schmerkeling
Schmerkeling by SSJ Goku January 2, 2024
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Schmeckling
The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.
Schmeckling by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019
schnorkeling
verb. /ʃnɔ -kəl-ɪŋ/ simultaneously screaming, crying, throwing up and urinating (typically in the “worst way possible”)
“That week-ass meme had me schnorkeling on the bathroom floor”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”
schnorkeling by CrabCycle October 31, 2021
schmeeling
rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore
homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling
schmeeling by martian mambo July 14, 2022
schmeeling
rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about
employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling
schmeeling by martian mambo July 14, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.