Schmerkeling

Creepimg around, up to no good, being a weirdo

Who is that schmerkeling around my neighborhood at 1 am??!

by SSJ Goku January 2, 2024

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmeckling

The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.

“Imma be schmeckling dem xanny bars, bruh. Need that quick hit.”

by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019

schnorkeling

verb. /ʃnɔ -kəl-ɪŋ/ simultaneously screaming, crying, throwing up and urinating (typically in the “worst way possible”)

“That week-ass meme had me schnorkeling on the bathroom floor”
“Officer give me some space, I’ve been schnorkeling uncontrolably for the last 20 minutes”

by CrabCycle October 31, 2021

schmeeling

rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore

homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022