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Shmekell 

Tickling someone whilst your hand is covered in cum just to watch them wiggle like a gooey worm
Last night was fun, until she shmekelled me. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted.
Shmekell by PoliticalTruth June 14, 2023
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Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
Shmekel by ubershmekel November 22, 2022
Related Words
Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
Shmekel is the male hose.
Shmekel by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmekelpuss 

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.
Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.
shmekelpuss by Soupton December 28, 2005

shmekeldorfed 

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man
"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed
Yiddish for a prepubecent penis
Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....
shmekel by HT-Dog January 3, 2008
n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick
I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.
shmekel by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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