Shmekel 

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

Shmekel by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shmekel 

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

Shmekel by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmekel 

Yiddish for a prepubecent penis

Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....

shmekel by HT-Dog January 3, 2008

shmekel 

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

shmekel by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel 

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Poop Shekel by glikber December 28, 2020

shmegela

Someone who is simply cringe

Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela

shmegela by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021