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Shmeckel 

a word to replace any 1 word in a sentance
"Fuck you, you fuckin' shmeckel"
Shmeckel by nagger jones December 5, 2003

Shmeckel freckles 

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.
Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.
"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.
SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.
Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday
Shmeckldorfed by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

shmeckle 

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see
shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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