shmeckel 

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005

Shmeckel 

a word to replace any 1 word in a sentance

"Fuck you, you fuckin' shmeckel"

Shmeckel by nagger jones December 5, 2003

Shmeckel freckles 

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

Shmeckel freckles by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

Shmeckldorfed by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

shmeckle 

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009