Definitions by CtrlAltaDel

Shmekel 

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

Shmekel by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

cholent

An Ashkenazi food that looks like mush. It strongly resembles feces, but it taste heavenly.

mmmmmmmm........... that cholent smells so orgasmic

cholent by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

orno 

the area thatis found between the nose and the lips or the slit above the lips. it is said in judaism that an angel puts his finger there and leaves a dent so a child doesnt remember all the secrets of life that he has been revealed during his time in his mothers uterus.

take your finger off my orno!
i burnt my orno on this cup of tea!

orno by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

tuchas 

'''Tuchas-''' This Jewish slang word refers to the ever expanding rear end. It is known that many Jewish women have a large tuches and large chest. This is particularly true after the Jewish holidays due to great Jewish cooking. It can also be defined as the Jewish cushioning device.

Get your tuchas out of my face

tuchas by CtrlAltaDel December 14, 2005