Shkoom 

A word that is becoming very popular in New York.
To "Shkoom" someone is a N.Y. prank that means walking up to some random person, kiss them, and say "Hey Mom/Dad!", and insist no matter WHAT they say.

I Shkoomed John Doe yesterday.

Shkoom by Ze Muffinman Rules September 11, 2008

shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.

Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.

shroomzoom by TerrMan June 5, 2020

Shroom pong 

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.

Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

Shroom pong by TheTallestPsychonaut March 9, 2023

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

Shroom nap by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

shroomjak 

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.

"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"

shroomjak by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020