Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

by Shoomp August 29, 2020

shoomp

a person who shamps frequently

"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

Shoomp

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

shoop da whoop

The sound one makes as they fire their laser.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by /b/tard August 8, 2006

Skoomp

A hoe, slut, thooter

That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas

by jnaughty February 9, 2018

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013