shroomery

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

by shroomee March 29, 2020

Shroomery

Mushroom growing website known all over the internet for having a particularly low level of discourse and maturity.

"Hey Ben, where do you go to learn about mushrooms and unwind?"
"Not The Shroomery that's for damn sure! That place is *overflowing* with drama."

by IcannotTellAlie January 11, 2009

tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.

The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.

by the goof September 8, 2008

shroomerite

One who is a member of the shroomery.

Yeah I was just hanging out with those shroomerites, it was a blast, as always.

by shroomerite February 12, 2005

shroomed

To be under the influence of hallucinagenic mushrooms. Can be used retrospectively or to describe someone's current condition.

I got so shroomed last night, that I thought little goblins were climbing through my window and had to hide in the closet for 3 hours....

by holmz July 7, 2004

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019