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The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".
"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."
shloom by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009
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A nublet who spams the FA forums, i.e. Off Topic Forum
STFU Shloom, your not welcome.
shloom by Pwnt July 21, 2003
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Shloom: HAHA nubcaeks i just pwned you all!!
shloom by Anonymous July 11, 2003
Complete Moron, who sucks at all hafllifemods See also: Loser;nitwit
"OMG newb! j00 killed me! j00 r teh h4xors!"
shloom by Bob ;) July 21, 2003
when your cars exhaust is wet and makes the vroom sloppy
dude my car sounds so shloomy rn

shloom girl 

1. A girl that has to clean up the prison cell after a shloom has occurred

2. A female that takes part in, and produces, shloom

3. A girl made of shloom
Give that shloom girl a bucket and mop!!
shloom girl by Flutterbybug February 6, 2019

Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.
“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”
Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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