shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".

"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."

by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009

shloom

A nublet who spams the FA forums, i.e. Off Topic Forum

STFU Shloom, your not welcome.

by Pwnt July 21, 2003

shloom

an elite player

Shloom: HAHA nubcaeks i just pwned you all!!

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

shloom

Complete Moron, who sucks at all hafllifemods See also: Loser;nitwit

"OMG newb! j00 killed me! j00 r teh h4xors!"

by Bob ;) July 21, 2003

shloom

when your cars exhaust is wet and makes the vroom sloppy

dude my car sounds so shloomy rn

by someoneinsomestateinsomeplace August 8, 2023

shloom girl

1. A girl that has to clean up the prison cell after a shloom has occurred

2. A female that takes part in, and produces, shloom

3. A girl made of shloom

Give that shloom girl a bucket and mop!!

by Flutterbybug February 6, 2019

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022