shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

by nniuqyeoj August 05, 2010

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.

Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.

by Cardi bean January 20, 2019

Shloomping

When you slowly turn your friend gay by asking him multiple questions involving scenarios with another mans penis

Anthony: bro I was shloomping one of my bois last night and I think he’s ready
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over

by Jaclawler March 02, 2020

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)

Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*

by NOMICON June 20, 2018

when the it the dog does the ok 3.

yoooo i caught jeffrey shloomp ing off to loli hentai!

by ihatetheblack394 June 01, 2022

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018