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using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch
joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!
shloomp by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010
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When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.
Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.
shloomp by Cardi bean January 20, 2019
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Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)
Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*
Shloomp by NOMICON June 20, 2018
when the it the dog does the ok 3.
yoooo i caught jeffrey shloomp ing off to loli hentai!
Shloomp by ihatetheblack394 June 1, 2022
To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.
“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”
Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009
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