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shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch
joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!
by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010
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shloomp

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.
Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.
by Cardi bean January 20, 2019
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Shloomp

Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)
Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*
by NOMICON June 20, 2018
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Shloomp

when the it the dog does the ok 3.
yoooo i caught jeffrey shloomp ing off to loli hentai!
by ihatetheblack394 June 1, 2022
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Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
by Shoomp August 29, 2020
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Shoomped

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
Damn you’re shoomped”
by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
by bendaroo February 22, 2009
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