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The act of being accosted by a mushroom like penis.

A sexual act that cannot be felt and often goes unnoticed.
The 45th President met with Stormy Daniels and not long after, she was shroomed.
Shroomed by CSCUD74 September 23, 2019
The act of shitting all over a room and the most disgusting fashion hence: shit + room = shroom
"I had the worst case of the runs after I ate that burrito and shroomed all over the walls and mirror in the bathroom!"
shroomed by Backstagedefenition November 27, 2009
when you bust a really big one
"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."
shroomed by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024
Your MMO game server being joined by a toxic player causing all sorts of unwanted drama for no particular reason.
It's a curse, really.
'Jesus Christ on a bike. We are being shroomed. Evacuate the women and children!'

'If there is cosmic justice, you will get shroomed for this!'

'Rofllmao... you guys got shroomed!'
Shroomed by ObiBen April 30, 2026

You just got shroomed! 

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.
Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.
9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.
shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004
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