Shitrum

Shitrum is a type of drink mixed between various type of liquors sourced from a young teenage boy's father's liquor cabinet. Various drinks are mixed together this way to prevent the teenager's father from noticing a substantial amount of liquid missing from the bottles, so mixing different types of drink together will result in a large quantity without the teenager's parents finding out. Typically consists of hard alcohol like rum, whiskey, and other alcoholic beverages. Shitrum is typically consumed with soft drinks to mask the 'shitty' taste of the concoction.

"Yo, Brad, let's head down to Tyrell's place and make us some Shitrum!"

"No one likes Shitrum dude, that shit tastes like cigarettes, piss, and soda."

by CastIeBravo March 20, 2022

Shitrus

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

shitsuma

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

Shitrus

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013

shitbumps

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010

shitbum

lowlife, pond scum, dead-beat. Usually a unkempt male possessing many undesirable traits.

Don't trust him, that shitbum sold his father's funeral urn to buy a carton of cigarettes!

by Ted Casey January 27, 2005