Shitfume
Shitfume by Mary Horowicz February 8, 2010
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shitfuse
1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
shitumen
A compound commonly used in the construction of Queensland (Australia) roads, shitumen is approx 30% road base, 30% pot holes, and and 40% of the state budget spent on a new state office highrise.
Dude1: Did you see the new state government building?
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!
Shitfuel
Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.
*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."
Shitfuel by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013
Shitfuel
Shitfuel by Francisco Lachowski February 22, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.