Shitfume 

The olfactory remains after one has been through the process of defecation that others sense.

Her shitfumes caused the elderly woman in the bathroom to die.

Shitfume by Mary Horowicz February 8, 2010

shitfuse 

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

shitfuse by Jett February 7, 2005

shitumen 

A compound commonly used in the construction of Queensland (Australia) roads, shitumen is approx 30% road base, 30% pot holes, and and 40% of the state budget spent on a new state office highrise.

Dude1: Did you see the new state government building?
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!

shitumen by Spadfa October 22, 2017

Shitfuel 

Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.

*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."

Shitfuel by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013

Shitfuel 

When something is very scatty.

Blake let the escort shit on him. Shitfuel he screamed as he climaxed

Shitfuel by Francisco Lachowski February 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020