Shitcrum 

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

Shittrumpet 

Gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.

"Dude, my ex turned out to be a total Shittrumpet."
"It's ok he wore those hideous pants anyway."

Shittrumpet by Milk carton December 2, 2014

shitclump 

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

shitclump by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

Shitcrust 

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

Shitcrust by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

Shitrum 

Shitrum is a type of drink mixed between various type of liquors sourced from a young teenage boy's father's liquor cabinet. Various drinks are mixed together this way to prevent the teenager's father from noticing a substantial amount of liquid missing from the bottles, so mixing different types of drink together will result in a large quantity without the teenager's parents finding out. Typically consists of hard alcohol like rum, whiskey, and other alcoholic beverages. Shitrum is typically consumed with soft drinks to mask the 'shitty' taste of the concoction.

"Yo, Brad, let's head down to Tyrell's place and make us some Shitrum!"

"No one likes Shitrum dude, that shit tastes like cigarettes, piss, and soda."

Shitrum by CastIeBravo March 20, 2022