shitum

A slang term used by the white population to describe a person of African descent. AKA Nigger.

Originates from East Orange, NJ

Look at the shitum's hanging out in front of the liquor store again.

They should get a job.

by Honkey-nigga July 5, 2006

Shitum

A Fiber supplement pill that consists of chicken grease, corn, prunes, and exlax.

Works best with Taco Bell* food.

I was realy really constipated, so my doctor gave me a Shitum with Taco Bell* food

by Nuckyduk April 27, 2009

shitum

a small annoying lap dog that id sooner kick in to orbit than stroke

its that a dog or a rat? its good at stcking toes, but still is a little shitum

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

Shitum

When you can't make to it the bathroom to waffle stop your turd nor drop the kids off at the pool. Basically, you shit your pants.

Mike was driving home from sushi and shitum in his truck and had to throw away his boxers and shorts. legend has it he was seen walking back from the woods with only one sock.

by Mister Mili Dad August 31, 2023

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitmiss

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022