shitum

A slang term used by the white population to describe a person of African descent. AKA Nigger.

Originates from East Orange, NJ

Look at the shitum's hanging out in front of the liquor store again.

They should get a job.

by Honkey-nigga July 5, 2006

shitum

a small annoying lap dog that id sooner kick in to orbit than stroke

its that a dog or a rat? its good at stcking toes, but still is a little shitum

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

Shitum

A Fiber supplement pill that consists of chicken grease, corn, prunes, and exlax.

Works best with Taco Bell* food.

I was realy really constipated, so my doctor gave me a Shitum with Taco Bell* food

by Nuckyduk April 27, 2009

Shitum

When you can't make to it the bathroom to waffle stop your turd nor drop the kids off at the pool. Basically, you shit your pants.

Mike was driving home from sushi and shitum in his truck and had to throw away his boxers and shorts. legend has it he was seen walking back from the woods with only one sock.

by Mister Mili Dad August 31, 2023