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Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

Shitsunami 

When something goes very wrong, when the shit hits the fan majorily. Things all seem to go wrong or backfire in a row.
P1 - Man! They're finding out about all the pranks and fucked up shit we did this year!

P2- Dude, it's a shitsunami!
Shitsunami by MAD IAN December 6, 2003

Shitsuation 

Simple. A Shitty Situation.
"My girlfriend called, she saw me with you."
"That's quite the shitsuation you've got going there."
Shitsuation by S313xo1 November 7, 2009
The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.
"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"
Shitsmas by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012

shitsmack 

A person whom you would assume eats shit.
My foreman is such a "shitsmack".
shitsmack by aaron doyle February 13, 2008

shitsunagger 

A shit head that loves the terminator
I just got done seeing terminator movie and arnold was a shitsunagger.
shitsunagger by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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