shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.
Bloggins is a shitpump.
by Fat Edgar September 01, 2007
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shitpump

A person who's only reason to exist is to produce excrement.
Bobby's such a shitpump!
by Mike Eggenhuizen October 24, 2003
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shitpump

a fucked-up loser who gets nothing right
Pl. Shitpumps
you forgot the shit again, shitpump
by Quinn Kearns August 07, 2003
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After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.
by Sister Novena July 17, 2006
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After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.
by Sister Novena July 18, 2006
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shitpump

The act of beating someone so badly at something that instead of “beating the shit” out of them, it comes out in such large volume that it is virtually pumped out of them, hence "shitpumping". Also applies to drinking: If you think you were out of it when you got "shitfaced", wait till you drink so many coors lights that your friends deem you "shitpumped".
“That all chick team seriously sucked at dodgeball, I could have shitpumped them on my own” OR “JS sure went off the chain last night… guy drank 14 Tecate’s, he was shitpumped.”
by Chaad Garlic October 02, 2008
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SHITPUMP

A fucked up worthless loser who does nothing but make things harder for everyone around him due to his utter incompetence in all things.
"Look at that asshole just bumbling around like a fool!"

"Yeah he makes the job harder for everyone, that useless shitpump!"
by Jerky Nutbag December 04, 2020
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