shittum

person of any race that committs a crime

these goddam shittums are runnin wild tonight.

by anthony May 20, 2005

Shittum

A collection of minutia; i.e. problems, objects, the proverbial and ubiquitous "shit".

I can't make it today, I have far too much shittum on my plate." Or, "What is with all this shittum? I'm not cleaning this up!

by No153 September 18, 2010

Shittum

Shitting while saying "ummmm".

I had some shittum on the toilet today!

by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy November 1, 2022

Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

shittymorph

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

by vynepa February 11, 2019

shitsuma

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018