Shitrim

When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.

Fuck I’m out of toilet paper, I guess I’ll shitrim again.

by LingoMango January 9, 2021

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

shitimat

A beautiful town on the coast of bc, where people flock to and cant seem to get away from. AKA a shit hole Also where the pony pounder and the most beautiful people in the world are from

Dude its a shit hole.. dude its shitimat!

by cornhole27 April 29, 2014

shirimasen

Japanese word for "I don't know"

Teacher: nani ni to ni desu ka
Student: Shirimasen!

by That_Guy December 21, 2004

shitimidated

To be afraid to venture into a bathroom after someone has befouled it.

I can't go in that bathroom after John used it; I've been shitimidated.

by Walrus O'Love January 31, 2016