shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shimmage

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

by LaRocque August 4, 2010

Shitmare

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shimage

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.

by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009