shitima

it is another word for shit. an expression if you like to express your anger. or to use it in a joke fashion

PARKINS(whilst climbing over a fence): OH SHITIMA!
BLAND: I love that word!
PARKINS: me too!

WOW how weird!

shitima by dfghjgfvbnm,kj May 10, 2009

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

Shitma Male 

A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.

Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!

Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male

Shitma Male by DESTROY ISREAL August 29, 2021

Shinimashita 

The equivalent of fatality in mortal combat, used in a past tense reference. Often yelled out randomly when someone else fails at something. Also used to make a very bad moment comical.

Person:Dang, I got an F, SHINIMASHITA!!!

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Person:Yo, I just tripped and fell on my face on my way to work

Random Person on the sidewalk:SHINIMASHITA!

Person: no

Random Person on the sidewalk:SHINIMASHITA!!!!!!!

Person : da fak!

Shinimashita by Zikhali December 5, 2012

shitmas 

A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.

I had a shitmas last year at my grandparents house; they didn't even give me anything!

shitmas by goperB October 5, 2006