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A beautiful town on the coast of bc, where people flock to and cant seem to get away from. AKA a shit hole Also where the pony pounder and the most beautiful people in the world are from

Dude its a shit hole.. dude its shitimat!

shitimat by cornhole27 April 29, 2014

Words you can keep

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

Related Words

shitimat • legitimate shitimate • shitmate • shitigation • [Shitmatism] • Shitigator • Shitilation • shitima • shitimage • shitinatin

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

shitigation by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

Shitigator

A person who uses court and legal terms when arguing a bullshit idea or arguement. Often making up facts to prove they are right. When in fact they and their arguement is complete and total BS.

I was watching coverage of the president last night and finally realized Rush Limbaugh is such a shitigator.

Shitigator by John Benefield March 5, 2009

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

Shitmate by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Shitmatized

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

Shitmatized by drea867 January 1, 2011

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

[Shitmatism] by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026