janitor 

ie Master of the custodial arts

"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"

janitor by Brittvj January 4, 2009

Janitor 

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.

Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.

Janitor by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Janitor 

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

Janitor by semaca January 10, 2009

janitor 

people who beat the shit out of low hp players in a video game/clean up people who just finished a battle.

that fucking janitor killed me

janitor by No work pls December 29, 2021

Janitor 

A master of the custodial arts.

I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

Janitor by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014

janitor 

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."

janitor by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006

Janitor 

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

Janitor by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020