shitride

shitty, worthless, unworthy, bunk, crapola, lame, etc.

"damn bro, these headphones are shitride"

by stiger April 19, 2003

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015